diff --git a/lib/convert-worker.js b/lib/convert-worker.js
index bd9d172..e796a84 100644
--- a/lib/convert-worker.js
+++ b/lib/convert-worker.js
@@ -171,34 +171,32 @@ function getBodyXML(chapter, book, contentEl) {
     xml = xml.replace(/<em>([a-z]+),<\/em>/g, "<em>$1</em>,");
   }
 
-  function fixQuotesAndApostrophes() {
-    // Fix recurring poor quotes and apostrophes
-    xml = xml.replace(/<p>”/g, "<p>“");
-    xml = xml.replace(/“\s*<\/p>/g, "”</p>");
-    xml = xml.replace(/“\s*<\/em><\/p>/g, "</em>”</p>");
-    xml = xml.replace(/‘\s*<\/p>/g, "’</p>");
-    xml = xml.replace(/‘\s*<\/em><\/p>/g, "’</em></p>");
-    xml = xml.replace(/,” <\/em>/g, "</em>,” ");
-    xml = xml.replace(/′/g, "’");
-    xml = xml.replace(/″/g, "”");
-    xml = xml.replace(/([A-Za-z])‘s(\s?)/g, "$1’s$2");
-    xml = xml.replace(/I‘m/g, "I’m");
-    xml = xml.replace(/<p>“\s+/g, "<p>“");
-    xml = xml.replace(/'/g, "’");
-    xml = xml.replace(/’([A-Za-z]+)’/g, "‘$1’");
-    xml = xml.replace(/([a-z])”<\/p>/g, "$1.”</p>");
-  }
-
-  // These interact with each other, so do them a few times.
+  // These quote/apostrophe/em fixes interact with each other. TODO: try to disentangle so we don't repeat all of
+  // fixEms.
   xml = xml.replace(/,” <\/em>/g, "</em>,” ");
   fixEms();
-  fixQuotesAndApostrophes();
+  xml = xml.replace(/<p>”/g, "<p>“");
+  xml = xml.replace(/“\s*<\/p>/g, "”</p>");
+  xml = xml.replace(/“\s*<\/em><\/p>/g, "</em>”</p>");
+  xml = xml.replace(/‘\s*<\/p>/g, "’</p>");
+  xml = xml.replace(/‘\s*<\/em><\/p>/g, "’</em></p>");
+  xml = xml.replace(/,” <\/em>/g, "</em>,” ");
+  xml = xml.replace(/′/g, "’");
+  xml = xml.replace(/″/g, "”");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([A-Za-z])‘s(\s?)/g, "$1’s$2");
+  xml = xml.replace(/I‘m/g, "I’m");
+  xml = xml.replace(/<p>“\s+/g, "<p>“");
+  xml = xml.replace(/'/g, "’");
+  xml = xml.replace(/’([A-Za-z]+)’/g, "‘$1’");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([a-z])”<\/p>/g, "$1.”</p>");
   fixEms();
   xml = xml.replace(/‘<em>([^<]+)<\/em>‘/g, "‘<em>$1</em>’");
-  xml = xml.replace(/I”m/g, "I’m");
   xml = xml.replace(/<em>([a-z]+)!<\/em>/g, "<em>$1</em>!");
   xml = xml.replace(/(?<! {2})<em>([\w ’]+)([!.?])”<\/em>/g, "<em>$1</em>$2”");
   xml = xml.replace(/<em>([\w ’]+[!.?])”<\/em>/g, "<em>$1</em>”");
+  xml = xml.replace(/I”(m|ll)/g, "I’$1");
+  xml = xml.replace(/””<\/p>/g, "”</p>");
+  xml = xml.replace(/^([^“]+?) ?”(?![ —<])/gm, "$1 “");
 
   // Similar problems occur in Ward with <b> and <strong> as do in Worm with <em>s
   xml = xml.replace(/<b \/>/g, "");
diff --git a/lib/substitutions.json b/lib/substitutions.json
index 9eafa64..3552166 100644
--- a/lib/substitutions.json
+++ b/lib/substitutions.json
@@ -2361,13 +2361,13 @@
       "before": "leave?”  Hero asked.  ”Why",
       "after": "leave?”  Hero asked.  “Why"
     },
-    {
-      "before": "eye contact.  ”She",
-      "after": "eye contact.  “She"
-    },
     {
       "before": "Alexandria said.  ”Why",
       "after": "Alexandria said.  “Why"
+    },
+    {
+      "before": "voice as quiet.  ”We’ve got teams",
+      "after": "voice as quiet.  “We’ve got teams"
     }
   ],
   "https://parahumans.wordpress.com/2012/11/10/colony-15-8/": [
@@ -3408,6 +3408,10 @@
     {
       "before": "Bay,” Wanton said. “Not",
       "after": "Bay,” Wanton said, “not"
+    },
+    {
+      "before": "<strong>Connecting to “agChat.ParahumansOnline016.par:6667” (Attempt 1 of 55)</strong><br />\n<strong>Resolving Host Name</strong><br />\n<strong>Connecting…</strong><br />\n<strong>Connected.</strong><br />\n<strong>Using identity</strong> “<strong>Iblis”, nick “Iblis”<br />\nWelcome to Parahumans Online Chatroom #116, ‘The Holdout’.  <span style=\"text-decoration:underline;\">Rules Here</span>.  Behave.  Obey the @s.</strong>",
+      "after": "<strong>Connecting to “agChat.ParahumansOnline016.par:6667” (Attempt 1 of 55)<br />\nResolving Host Name<br />\nConnecting…<br />\nConnected.<br />\nUsing identity “Iblis”, nick “Iblis”<br />\nWelcome to Parahumans Online Chatroom #116, ‘The Holdout’.  <span style=\"text-decoration:underline;\">Rules Here</span>.  Behave.  Obey the @s.</strong>"
     }
   ],
   "https://parahumans.wordpress.com/2013/06/29/scarab-25-1/": [
@@ -4906,6 +4910,12 @@
       "after": "—and from other horrors."
     }
   ],
+  "https://www.parahumans.net/2018/05/22/torch-7-3/": [
+    {
+      "before": "by saying,”Isn’t it a rule",
+      "after": "by saying, “Isn’t it a rule"
+    }
+  ],
   "https://www.parahumans.net/2018/05/26/torch-7-4/": [
     {
       "before": "<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https://www.parahumans.net/2018/05/26/eclipse-x-1/\"><strong>⊙</strong></a></p>",
@@ -5447,6 +5457,10 @@
     {
       "before": "then teacher can’t",
       "after": "then Teacher can’t"
+    },
+    {
+      "before": "“Who is this?”a strange voice asked",
+      "after": "“Who is this?” a strange voice asked"
     }
   ],
   "https://www.parahumans.net/2018/09/13/gleaming-interlude-9-x/": [
@@ -5626,12 +5640,6 @@
       "_comment": "See comment in https://www.parahumans.net/2018/09/29/gleaming-9-11/"
     }
   ],
-  "https://www.parahumans.net/2018/10/06/gleaming-9-13/": [
-    {
-      "before": "second.”Clarify.”",
-      "after": "second. “Clarify.”"
-    }
-  ],
   "https://www.parahumans.net/2018/10/09/gleaming-9-14/": [
     {
       "before": "in a fireman carry.  with my free hand",
@@ -6383,6 +6391,10 @@
     {
       "before": "wasn’t mom’s <em>whole</em>",
       "after": "wasn’t Mom’s <em>whole</em>"
+    },
+    {
+      "before": "“Fuck,”Capricorn said again",
+      "after": "“Fuck,” Capricorn said again"
     }
   ],
   "https://www.parahumans.net/2019/03/29/heavens-12-x/": [
@@ -6689,6 +6701,10 @@
     {
       "before": "ducked their heads down and hurried</p>",
       "after": "ducked their heads down and hurried.</p>"
+    },
+    {
+      "before": "in the way,”she said",
+      "after": "in the way,” she said"
     }
   ],
   "https://www.parahumans.net/2019/10/01/sundown-17-1/": [
@@ -6971,6 +6987,12 @@
       "after": "Imp and the Heartbroken"
     }
   ],
+  "https://www.parahumans.net/2020/02/23/infrared-19-z/": [
+    {
+      "before": "5’1 “",
+      "after": "5′1″"
+    }
+  ],
   "https://www.parahumans.net/2020/02/25/last-20-1/": [
     {
       "before": "across this clearing.  eyes, cameras",