diff --git a/lib/convert-worker.js b/lib/convert-worker.js
index dede819..f9f2b5f 100644
--- a/lib/convert-worker.js
+++ b/lib/convert-worker.js
@@ -395,6 +395,9 @@ function standardizeNames(xml) {
   // Thousands of instances of Tattletale to 4 instances of Tatteltale
   xml = xml.replace(/Tatteltale/ug, "Tattletale");
 
+  // 73 instances of Über to 2 of Uber
+  xml = xml.replace(/Uber/ug, "Über");
+
   return xml;
 }
 
diff --git a/lib/substitutions.json b/lib/substitutions.json
index 620dd47..b73f8c2 100644
--- a/lib/substitutions.json
+++ b/lib/substitutions.json
@@ -101,6 +101,10 @@
       "before": "I felt painfully conspicuous",
       "after": "I felt painfully conspicuous."
     },
+    {
+      "before": "Justin Beiber",
+      "after": "Justin Bieber"
+    },
     {
       "before": "Lisa said. “Entire",
       "after": "Lisa said, “entire"
@@ -861,6 +865,10 @@
     }
   ],
   "https://parahumans.wordpress.com/2012/03/08/interlude-7%C2%BD-bonus/": [
+    {
+      "before": "she been blossoming",
+      "after": "she had been blossoming"
+    },
     {
       "before": "Get Ready!",
       "after": "Get ready!"
@@ -1808,6 +1816,10 @@
       "before": "Charlotte,” I frowned. “Look",
       "after": "Charlotte,” I frowned, “look"
     },
+    {
+      "before": "non-sequitor",
+      "after": "non-sequitur"
+    },
     {
       "before": "Did they… was he",
       "after": "Did they… Was he"
@@ -2177,6 +2189,11 @@
     {
       "before": "Grue,” Trickster said. “Get",
       "after": "Grue,” Trickster said, “get"
+    },
+    {
+      "before": "Nothing she can’t do outside the bubble",
+      "after": "Nothing she can do outside the bubble",
+      "_comment": "This doesn't make sense logically with 'can’t'."
     }
   ],
   "https://parahumans.wordpress.com/2012/08/18/snare-13-7/": [
@@ -2308,6 +2325,11 @@
     }
   ],
   "https://parahumans.wordpress.com/2012/10/20/colony-15-2/": [
+    {
+      "before": "turned something",
+      "after": "taken something",
+      "_comment": "'turned' is repeated later in the sentence."
+    },
     {
       "before": "on,” Tattletale said. “Let’s",
       "after": "on,” Tattletale said, “let’s"
@@ -2318,6 +2340,11 @@
     }
   ],
   "https://parahumans.wordpress.com/2012/10/23/colony-15-3/": [
+    {
+      "before": "whether or not I agreed or not",
+      "after": "whether I agreed or not",
+      "_comment": "Alternatively, the second 'or not' could be deleted instead of the first."
+    },
     {
       "before": "Woah,” Regent said. “Relax",
       "after": "Woah,” Regent said, “relax"
@@ -2329,6 +2356,11 @@
     {
       "before": "the street</p>",
       "after": "the street.</p>"
+    },
+    {
+      "before": "dishonest members",
+      "after": "dishonest member",
+      "_comment": "He's talking only about Skitter here."
     }
   ],
   "https://parahumans.wordpress.com/2012/10/27/colony-15-4/": [
@@ -2485,6 +2517,11 @@
     {
       "before": "decisions:  Holding back",
       "after": "decisions: holding back"
+    },
+    {
+      "before": "their positioning, they had planned this",
+      "after": "their positioning… They had planned this",
+      "_comment": "A comma seems like the wrong choice here."
     }
   ],
   "https://parahumans.wordpress.com/2012/12/22/monarch-16-9/": [
@@ -2593,6 +2630,11 @@
     {
       "before": "GWER-.</p>",
       "after": "GWER—.</p>"
+    },
+    {
+      "before": "the Birdcage",
+      "after": "the birdcage",
+      "_comment": "A literal birdcage, not the parahuman prison."
     }
   ],
   "https://parahumans.wordpress.com/2013/01/12/migration-17-5/": [
@@ -2758,6 +2800,10 @@
     }
   ],
   "https://parahumans.wordpress.com/2013/02/05/monarch-18-6/": [
+    {
+      "before": "he encouragement",
+      "after": "the encouragement"
+    },
     {
       "before": "‘okay’",
       "after": "‘OK’",
@@ -3032,6 +3078,10 @@
     }
   ],
   "https://parahumans.wordpress.com/2013/03/23/chrysalis-20-2/": [
+    {
+      "before": "something together something",
+      "after": "something together"
+    },
     {
       "before": "of anxiety</em>.",
       "after": "of anxiety.</em>"
@@ -3305,6 +3355,10 @@
     }
   ],
   "https://parahumans.wordpress.com/2013/05/21/interlude-22-donation-bonus-1/": [
+    {
+      "before": "Sumimasen deshita",
+      "after": "<i lang=\"ja-JP\">Sumimasen deshita</i>"
+    },
     {
       "before": "“is it reassuring",
       "after": "“Is it reassuring"
@@ -3337,6 +3391,10 @@
       "before": "of the ship.  It’s",
       "after": "of the ship.’  It’s"
     },
+    {
+      "before": "supervillain-turned hero",
+      "after": "supervillain-turned-hero"
+    },
     {
       "before": "Las Vegas Rogue",
       "after": "Las Vegas rogue"
@@ -3359,6 +3417,10 @@
     }
   ],
   "https://parahumans.wordpress.com/2013/05/30/drone-23-3/": [
+    {
+      "before": "nerf",
+      "after": "Nerf"
+    },
     {
       "before": "Nine,” Glenn said. “I",
       "after": "Nine,” Glenn said, “I"
@@ -3370,6 +3432,10 @@
     }
   ],
   "https://parahumans.wordpress.com/2013/06/01/drone-23-4/": [
+    {
+      "before": "FIrst",
+      "after": "First"
+    },
     {
       "before": "said.  Someone",
       "after": "said.  “Someone"
@@ -3386,6 +3452,10 @@
     }
   ],
   "https://parahumans.wordpress.com/2013/06/06/interlude-23/": [
+    {
+      "before": "one—or two-word",
+      "after": "one- or two-word"
+    },
     {
       "before": "her mouth:  A click",
       "after": "her mouth: a click"
@@ -3485,6 +3555,15 @@
     }
   ],
   "https://parahumans.wordpress.com/2013/07/02/scarab-25-2/": [
+    {
+      "before": "Enough or three",
+      "after": "Enough for three"
+    },
+    {
+      "before": "—3",
+      "after": "-3",
+      "_comment": "This is a computer display and thus probably uses a regular hyphen for the minus sign."
+    },
     {
       "before": "said.  Except without",
       "after": "said.  “Except without"
@@ -3560,6 +3639,11 @@
     {
       "before": "<span style=\"text-decoration:underline;\"><strong>Lord</strong></span><span style=\"text-decoration:underline;\"> <strong>Walston</strong></span>",
       "after": "<span style=\"text-decoration:underline;\"><strong>Lord Walston</strong></span>"
+    },
+    {
+      "before": "—16",
+      "after": "-16",
+      "_comment": "This is a computer display and thus probably uses a regular hyphen for the minus sign."
     }
   ],
   "https://parahumans.wordpress.com/2013/07/18/sting-26-1/": [
@@ -3577,6 +3661,11 @@
     }
   ],
   "https://parahumans.wordpress.com/2013/07/20/sting-26-2/": [
+    {
+      "before": "It didn’t hurt that",
+      "after": "It didn’t help that",
+      "_comment": "This makes more sense with 'help'"
+    },
     {
       "before": "And gauntlet</em>, to reply to the last one",
       "after": "And gauntlet, to reply to the last one</em>"
@@ -3788,6 +3877,10 @@
     }
   ],
   "https://parahumans.wordpress.com/2013/08/31/cockroaches-28-1/": [
+    {
+      "before": "“No, I said.",
+      "after": "“No,” I said."
+    },
     {
       "before": "could save issue",
       "after": "could say issue"
@@ -3856,6 +3949,10 @@
       "before": "I’m <em>not?  Fuck</em>.  There’s",
       "after": "I’m <em>not</em>?  <em>Fuck.</em>  There’s"
     },
+    {
+      "before": "‘I <em>don’t know</em>,”",
+      "after": "“I <em>don’t know</em>,”"
+    },
     {
       "before": "I suspect It’s a",
       "after": "I suspect it’s a"
@@ -4382,7 +4479,7 @@
     },
     {
       "before": "that ‘because I can’t isn’t an",
-      "after": "that ‘because I can’t’ isn’t an"
+      "after": "that ‘because I can’ isn’t an"
     }
   ],
   "https://parahumans.wordpress.com/2013/11/19/interlude-end/": [