5.1.0

Requisition appears to be unmaintained and causes security alerts upon installation.

.eslintrc.json

@@ -1,259 +1,10 @@
 {
   "root": true,
+  "extends": "@domenic",
   "env": {
-    "node": true,
-    "es6": true
-  },
-  "parserOptions": {
-    "ecmaVersion": 2019
+    "node": true
   },
   "rules": {
-    // Possible errors
-    "no-await-in-loop": "off",
-    "comma-dangle": ["error", "never"],
-    "no-cond-assign": ["error", "except-parens"],
-    "no-console": "off",
-    "no-constant-condition": "error",
-    "no-control-regex": "error",
-    "no-debugger": "error",
-    "no-dupe-args": "error",
-    "no-dupe-keys": "error",
-    "no-duplicate-case": "error",
-    "no-empty": "error",
-    "no-empty-character-class": "error",
-    "no-ex-assign": "error",
-    "no-extra-boolean-cast": "error",
-    "no-extra-parens": ["error", "all", { "conditionalAssign": false, "nestedBinaryExpressions": false }],
-    "no-extra-semi": "error",
-    "no-func-assign": "error",
-    "no-inner-declarations": "off",
-    "no-invalid-regexp": "error",
-    "no-irregular-whitespace": "error",
-    "no-obj-calls": "error",
-    "no-prototype-builtins": "error",
-    "no-regex-spaces": "error",
-    "no-sparse-arrays": "error",
-    "no-template-curly-in-string": "error",
-    "no-unexpected-multiline": "error",
-    "no-unreachable": "error",
-    "no-unsafe-finally": "off",
-    "no-unsafe-negation": "error",
-    "use-isnan": "error",
-    "valid-jsdoc": "off",
-    "valid-typeof": "error",
-
-    // Best practices
-    "accessor-pairs": "error",
-    "array-callback-return": "error",
-    "block-scoped-var": "off",
-    "class-methods-use-this": "error",
-    "complexity": "off",
-    "consistent-return": "error",
-    "curly": ["error", "all"],
-    "default-case": "off",
-    "dot-location": ["error", "property"],
-    "dot-notation": "error",
-    "eqeqeq": "error",
-    "guard-for-in": "off",
-    "no-alert": "error",
-    "no-caller": "error",
-    "no-case-declarations": "error",
-    "no-div-regex": "off",
-    "no-else-return": "error",
-    "no-empty-function": "error",
-    "no-empty-pattern": "error",
-    "no-eq-null": "error",
-    "no-eval": "error",
-    "no-extend-native": "error",
-    "no-extra-bind": "error",
-    "no-extra-label": "error",
-    "no-fallthrough": "error",
-    "no-floating-decimal": "error",
-    "no-global-assign": "error",
-    "no-implicit-coercion": "error",
-    "no-implicit-globals": "error",
-    "no-implied-eval": "off",
-    "no-invalid-this": "error",
-    "no-iterator": "error",
-    "no-labels": ["error", { "allowLoop": true }],
-    "no-lone-blocks": "error",
-    "no-loop-func": "off",
-    "no-magic-numbers": "off",
-    "no-multi-spaces": "error",
-    "no-multi-str": "error",
-    "no-new": "error",
-    "no-new-func": "error",
-    "no-new-wrappers": "error",
-    "no-octal": "error",
-    "no-octal-escape": "error",
-    "no-param-reassign": "off",
-    "no-process-env": "error",
-    "no-proto": "error",
-    "no-redeclare": "error",
-    "no-restricted-properties": "off",
-    "no-return-assign": ["error", "except-parens"],
-    "no-return-await": "error",
-    "no-script-url": "off",
-    "no-self-assign": "error",
-    "no-self-compare": "error",
-    "no-sequences": "error",
-    "no-throw-literal": "error",
-    "no-unmodified-loop-condition": "error",
-    "no-unused-expressions": "error",
-    "no-unused-labels": "error",
-    "no-useless-call": "error",
-    "no-useless-concat": "error",
-    "no-useless-escape": "error",
-    "no-useless-return": "error",
-    "no-void": "error",
-    "no-warning-comments": "off",
-    "no-with": "error",
-    "radix": ["error", "as-needed"],
-    "require-await": "error",
-    "vars-on-top": "off",
-    "wrap-iife": ["error", "outside"],
-    "yoda": ["error", "never"],
-
-    // Strict Mode
-    "strict": ["error", "global"],
-
-    // Variables
-    "init-declarations": "off",
-    "no-catch-shadow": "error",
-    "no-delete-var": "error",
-    "no-label-var": "error",
-    "no-restricted-globals": "off",
-    "no-shadow": "error",
-    "no-shadow-restricted-names": "error",
-    "no-undef": "error",
-    "no-undef-init": "error",
-    "no-undefined": "off",
-    "no-unused-vars": "error",
-    "no-use-before-define": ["error", "nofunc"],
-
-    // Node.js and CommonJS
-    "callback-return": "off",
-    "global-require": "error",
-    "handle-callback-err": "error",
-    "no-mixed-requires": ["error", true],
-    "no-new-require": "error",
-    "no-path-concat": "error",
-    "no-process-exit": "error",
-    "no-restricted-imports": "off",
-    "no-restricted-modules": "off",
-    "no-sync": "off",
-
-    // Stylistic Issues
-    "array-bracket-spacing": ["error", "never"],
-    "block-spacing": ["error", "always"],
-    "brace-style": ["error", "1tbs", { "allowSingleLine": false }],
-    "camelcase": ["error", { "properties": "always" }],
-    "capitalized-comments": ["error", "always", { "ignoreConsecutiveComments": true }],
-    "comma-spacing": ["error", { "before": false, "after": true }],
-    "comma-style": ["error", "last"],
-    "computed-property-spacing": ["error", "never"],
-    "consistent-this": "off",
-    "eol-last": "error",
-    "func-call-spacing": ["error", "never"],
-    "func-name-matching": ["error", "always"],
-    "func-names": ["error", "never"],
-    "func-style": ["error", "declaration"],
-    "id-blacklist": "off",
-    "id-length": "off",
-    "id-match": "off",
-    "indent": ["error", 2, { "SwitchCase": 1 }],
-    "jsx-quotes": "off",
-    "key-spacing": ["error", { "beforeColon": false, "afterColon": true, "mode": "strict" }],
-    "keyword-spacing": ["error", { "before": true, "after": true }],
-    "line-comment-position": "off",
-    "linebreak-style": ["error", "unix"],
-    "lines-around-comment": "off",
-    "lines-around-directive": "off",
-    "max-depth": "off",
-    "max-len": ["error", 120, { "ignoreUrls": true }],
-    "max-lines": "off",
-    "max-nested-callbacks": "off",
-    "max-params": "off",
-    "max-statements": "off",
-    "max-statements-per-line": ["error", { "max": 1 }],
-    "multiline-ternary": "off",
-    "new-cap": "error",
-    "new-parens": "error",
-    "newline-after-var": "off",
-    "newline-before-return": "off",
-    "newline-per-chained-call": "off",
-    "no-array-constructor": "error",
-    "no-bitwise": "off",
-    "no-continue": "off",
-    "no-inline-comments": "off",
-    "no-lonely-if": "error",
-    "no-mixed-operators": "error",
-    "no-mixed-spaces-and-tabs": "error",
-    "no-multiple-empty-lines": "error",
-    "no-negated-condition": "off",
-    "no-nested-ternary": "error",
-    "no-new-object": "error",
-    "no-plusplus": "off",
-    "no-restricted-syntax": "off",
-    "no-tabs": "error",
-    "no-ternary": "off",
-    "no-trailing-spaces": "error",
-    "no-underscore-dangle": "off",
-    "no-unneeded-ternary": "error",
-    "no-whitespace-before-property": "error",
-    "object-curly-newline": ["error", { "multiline": true }],
-    "object-curly-spacing": ["error", "always"],
-    "object-property-newline": "off",
-    "one-var": ["error", "never"],
-    "one-var-declaration-per-line": ["error", "initializations"],
-    "operator-assignment": ["error", "always"],
-    "operator-linebreak": ["error", "after"],
-    "padded-blocks": ["error", "never"],
-    "quote-props": ["error", "as-needed"],
-    "quotes": ["error", "double", { "avoidEscape": true, "allowTemplateLiterals": true }],
-    "require-jsdoc": "off",
-    "semi": ["error", "always"],
-    "semi-spacing": "error",
-    "sort-keys": "off",
-    "sort-vars": "off",
-    "space-before-blocks": ["error", "always"],
-    "space-before-function-paren": ["error", { "anonymous": "always", "named": "never" }],
-    "space-in-parens": ["error", "never"],
-    "space-infix-ops": "error",
-    "space-unary-ops": ["error", { "words": true, "nonwords": false }],
-    "spaced-comment": ["error", "always", { "markers": ["///"] }],
-    "unicode-bom": ["error", "never"],
-    "wrap-regex": "off",
-
-    // ECMAScript 6
-    "arrow-body-style": "off", // meh
-    "arrow-parens": ["error", "as-needed"],
-    "arrow-spacing": "error",
-    "constructor-super": "error",
-    "generator-star-spacing": ["error", "after"],
-    "no-class-assign": "error",
-    "no-confusing-arrow": "off",
-    "no-const-assign": "error",
-    "no-dupe-class-members": "error",
-    "no-duplicate-imports": "error",
-    "no-new-symbol": "error",
-    "no-this-before-super": "error",
-    "no-useless-computed-key": "error",
-    "no-useless-constructor": "error",
-    "no-useless-rename": "error",
-    "no-var": "error",
-    "object-shorthand": "error",
-    "prefer-arrow-callback": "error",
-    "prefer-const": "error",
-    "prefer-numeric-literals": "error",
-    "prefer-rest-params": "error",
-    "prefer-spread": "error",
-    "prefer-template": "off",
-    "require-yield": "error",
-    "rest-spread-spacing": ["error", "never"],
-    "sort-imports": "off",
-    "symbol-description": "error",
-    "template-curly-spacing": ["error", "never"],
-    "yield-star-spacing": ["error", "after"]
+    "no-console": "off"
   }
 }

.github/workflows/test.yml

@@ -0,0 +1,50 @@
+name: Test
+on:
+  pull_request:
+    branches:
+    - master
+  push:
+    branches:
+    - master
+jobs:
+  test:
+    name: Test
+    runs-on: ubuntu-20.04
+    steps:
+    - uses: actions/checkout@v2
+
+    - uses: actions/setup-node@v2
+      with:
+        node-version: 16
+
+    - run: npm install
+
+    - run: npm run lint
+
+    # CI would take too long if we did the download every time too. So, we cache it. This does mean we're vulnerable to
+    # source changes exposing problems in our code, but those are pretty infrequent. If they occur, we need to bump the
+    # cache key.
+    - uses: actions/cache@v2
+      with:
+        key: worm-ward-cache-2021-01-17
+        path: ./cache
+
+    - run: node ./lib/worm-scraper.js --book=worm
+
+    - run: node ./lib/worm-scraper.js --book=ward
+
+    - uses: actions/setup-java@v1
+      with:
+        java-version: 15
+        java-package: jre
+
+    - name: Get EPUBCheck
+      run: |
+        curl https://github.com/w3c/epubcheck/releases/download/v4.2.4/epubcheck-4.2.4.zip --location --output epubcheck.zip
+        unzip epubcheck.zip
+
+    - name: Check Worm.epub
+      run: java -jar epubcheck-4.2.4/epubcheck.jar --failonwarnings Worm.epub
+
+    - name: Check Ward.epub
+      run: java -jar epubcheck-4.2.4/epubcheck.jar --failonwarnings Ward.epub

.travis.yml

@@ -1,6 +0,0 @@
-language: node_js
-node_js:
-  - 10
-  - stable
-script:
-  npm run lint

README.md

@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ Scrapes the web serial [_Worm_](https://parahumans.wordpress.com/) and its seque
 
 ## How to use
 
-First you'll need a modern version of [Node.js](https://nodejs.org/en/). Install whatever is current (not LTS); at least v12.10.0 is necessary.
+First you'll need a modern version of [Node.js](https://nodejs.org/en/). At least v16.13.2 is necessary.
 
 Then, open a terminal ([Mac documentation](http://blog.teamtreehouse.com/introduction-to-the-mac-os-x-command-line), [Windows documentation](http://www.howtogeek.com/235101/10-ways-to-open-the-command-prompt-in-windows-10/)) and install the program by typing
 
@@ -21,7 +21,7 @@ worm-scraper --help
 If this outputs some help documentation, then the installation process went smoothly. You can move on to assemble the eBook by typing
 
 ```bash
-worm-scraper download convert scaffold zip
+worm-scraper
 ```
 
 This will take a while, but will eventually produce a `Worm.epub` file!
@@ -29,7 +29,7 @@ This will take a while, but will eventually produce a `Worm.epub` file!
 If you'd like to get _Ward_ instead of _Worm_, use `--book=ward`, e.g.
 
 ```bash
-worm-scraper download convert scaffold zip --book=ward
+worm-scraper --book=ward
 ```
 
 ## EPUB vs. other formats

covers/README.md

@@ -0,0 +1,11 @@
+# Cover credits
+
+The _Worm_ cover is assembled from:
+
+- [Ari Ibarra's fanart](https://www.instagram.com/p/B1wSi1Ynaze/) on Instagram
+- The "Wildbow's Past Works" image for _Worm_ on [parahumans.net](https://www.parahumans.net/)
+
+The _Ward_ cover is assembled from:
+
+- [zearoe's fanart](https://www.reddit.com/r/Parahumans/comments/b8n7o0/fanartrepost_antares/) on Reddit
+- The header image on [parahumans.net](https://www.parahumans.net/)

covers/ward/cover.xhtml

@@ -3,7 +3,7 @@
 <html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
   <head>
     <title>Cover</title>
-    <style>
+    <style type="text/css">
       body {
         text-align: center;
         margin: 0;
@@ -17,6 +17,8 @@
     </style>
   </head>
   <body>
-    <img src="cover.jpg" alt=""/>
+    <div>
+      <img src="cover.jpg" alt=""/>
+    </div>
   </body>
 </html>

covers/worm/cover.xhtml

@@ -3,7 +3,7 @@
 <html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
   <head>
     <title>Cover</title>
-    <style>
+    <style type="text/css">
       body {
         text-align: center;
         margin: 0;
@@ -17,6 +17,8 @@
     </style>
   </head>
   <body>
-    <img src="cover.png" alt=""/>
+    <div>
+      <img src="cover.jpg" alt=""/>
+    </div>
   </body>
 </html>

lib/convert-worker.js

@@ -71,18 +71,27 @@ function getBodyXML(chapter, book, contentEl) {
     // Worm uses 30px; Ward mostly uses 40px but sometimes uses 30px/60px. Let's standardize on 30px.
     if (style === "text-align:left;padding-left:30px;" ||
         style === "text-align: left;padding-left: 40px;" ||
+        style === "text-align: left; padding-left: 40px;" ||
         style === "padding-left: 40px;") {
       child.setAttribute("style", "padding-left: 30px;");
     }
   }
 
-  // Remove empty <em>s and <i>s
-  // Remove style attributes from them, as they're always messed up.
-  for (const em of contentEl.querySelectorAll("em, i")) {
-    if (em.textContent.trim() === "") {
-      em.replaceWith(contentEl.ownerDocument.createTextNode(" "));
+  // Remove empty inline elements.
+  // Remove style attributes from inline elements, as they're always messed up.
+  for (const el of contentEl.querySelectorAll("em, i, strong, b")) {
+    const { textContent } = el;
+
+    if (textContent === "") {
+      el.remove();
+    } else if (textContent.trim() === "") {
+      if (el.childElementCount === 0) {
+        el.replaceWith(" ");
+      } else if (el.childElementCount === 1 && el.children[0].localName === "br") {
+        el.outerHTML = "<br />\n";
+      }
     } else {
-      em.removeAttribute("style");
+      el.removeAttribute("style");
     }
   }
 
@@ -133,100 +142,125 @@ function getBodyXML(chapter, book, contentEl) {
   let xml = xmlSerializer.serializeToString(bodyEl);
 
   // Fix recurring strange pattern of extra <br> in <p>...<em>...<br>\n</em></p>
-  xml = xml.replace(/<br \/>\s*<\/em><\/p>/g, "</em></p>");
+  xml = xml.replace(/<br \/>\s*<\/em><\/p>/ug, "</em></p>");
 
   // Replace single-word <i>s with <em>s. Other <i>s are probably erroneous too, but these are known-bad.
-  xml = xml.replace(/<i>([^ ]+)<\/i>/g, "<em>$1</em>");
-  xml = xml.replace(/<i>([^ ]+)( +)<\/i>/g, "<em>$1</em>$2");
+  xml = xml.replace(/<i>([^ ]+)<\/i>/ug, "<em>$1</em>");
+  xml = xml.replace(/<i>([^ ]+)( +)<\/i>/ug, "<em>$1</em>$2");
 
-  // There are way too many nonbreaking spaces where they don't belong.
-  // If they show up three in a row, then let them live. Otherwise, they die.
-  // Also remove any run of them after a period.
-  xml = xml.replace(/([^\xA0])\xA0\xA0?([^\xA0])/g, "$1 $2");
-  xml = xml.replace(/\.\x20*\xA0[\xA0\x20]*/, ".  ");
+  // There are way too many nonbreaking spaces where they don't belong. If they show up three in a row, then let them
+  // live; they're maybe being used for alignment or something. Otherwise, they die.
+  //
+  // Also, normalize spaces after a period/quote mark to two (normal) spaces. The second one is invisible when
+  // rendered, but it helps future heuristics detect end of sentences.
+  xml = xml.replace(/\xA0{1,2}(?!\x20\xA0)/ug, " ");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([.”])\x20*\xA0[\xA0\x20]*/ug, "$1  ");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([.”])\x20{3,}/ug, "$1  ");
 
   function fixEms() {
     // Fix recurring broken-up or erroneous <em>s
-    xml = xml.replace(/<\/em>‘s/g, "’s</em>");
-    xml = xml.replace(/<em><\/em>/g, "");
-    xml = xml.replace(/<\/em><em>/g, "");
-    xml = xml.replace(/<em>(\s?\s?[^A-Za-z]\s?\s?)<\/em>/g, "$1");
-    xml = xml.replace(/<\/em>(\s?\s?[^A-Za-z]\s?\s?)<em>/g, "$1");
-    xml = xml.replace(/“<em>([^>]+)<\/em>(!|\?|\.)”/g, "“<em>$1$2</em>”");
-    xml = xml.replace(/<p><em>([^>]+)<\/em>(!|\?|\.)<\/p>/g, "<p><em>$1$2</em></p>");
-    xml = xml.replace(/(!|\?|\.)\s{2}<\/em><\/p>/g, "$1</em></p>");
-    xml = xml.replace(/<em>([a-z]+)(\?|\.)<\/em>/g, "<em>$1</em>$2");
-    xml = xml.replace(/<em>([^>]+?)( +)<\/em>/g, "<em>$1</em>$2");
-    xml = xml.replace(/<em> ([a-zA-Z]+)<\/em>/g, " <em>$1</em>");
-    xml = xml.replace(/<em>‘\s*([^<]+)\s*’<\/em>/g, "‘<em>$1</em>’");
-    xml = xml.replace(/<em>‘\s*([^<]+)\s*<\/em>\s*’/g, "‘<em>$1</em>’");
-    xml = xml.replace(/‘\s*<em>\s*([^<]+)\s*’<\/em>/g, "‘<em>$1</em>’");
-    xml = xml.replace(/<em>“\s*([^<”]+)\s*”<\/em>/g, "“<em>$1</em>”");
-    xml = xml.replace(/<em>“\s*([^<”]+)\s*<\/em>\s*”/g, "“<em>$1</em>”");
-    xml = xml.replace(/“\s*<em>\s*([^<”]+)\s*”<\/em>/g, "“<em>$1</em>”");
-    xml = xml.replace(/([^\n>])<em>  ?/g, "$1 <em>");
-    xml = xml.replace(/  ?<\/em>/g, "</em> ");
-    xml = xml.replace(/<p([^>]+)> <em>/g, "<p$1><em>");
-    xml = xml.replace(/<\/em> <\/p>/g, "</em></p>");
-    xml = xml.replace(/<em>([a-z]+),<\/em>/g, "<em>$1</em>,");
+    xml = xml.replace(/<\/em>‘s/ug, "’s</em>");
+    xml = xml.replace(/<em><\/em>/ug, "");
+    xml = xml.replace(/<\/em><em>/ug, "");
+    xml = xml.replace(/<em>(\s?\s?[^A-Za-z]\s?\s?)<\/em>/ug, "$1");
+    xml = xml.replace(/<\/em>(\s?\s?[^A-Za-z]\s?\s?)<em>/ug, "$1");
+    xml = xml.replace(/“<em>([^>]+)<\/em>(!|\?|\.)”/ug, "“<em>$1$2</em>”");
+    xml = xml.replace(/<p><em>([^>]+)<\/em>(!|\?|\.)<\/p>/ug, "<p><em>$1$2</em></p>");
+    xml = xml.replace(/(!|\?|\.)\s{2}<\/em><\/p>/ug, "$1</em></p>");
+    xml = xml.replace(/<em>([a-z]+)(\?|\.)<\/em>/ug, "<em>$1</em>$2");
+    xml = xml.replace(/<em>([^>]+?)( +)<\/em>/ug, "<em>$1</em>$2");
+    xml = xml.replace(/<em> ([a-zA-Z]+)<\/em>/ug, " <em>$1</em>");
+    xml = xml.replace(/<em>‘\s*([^<]+)\s*’<\/em>/ug, "‘<em>$1</em>’");
+    xml = xml.replace(/<em>‘\s*([^<]+)\s*<\/em>\s*’/ug, "‘<em>$1</em>’");
+    xml = xml.replace(/‘\s*<em>\s*([^<]+)\s*’<\/em>/ug, "‘<em>$1</em>’");
+    xml = xml.replace(/<em>“\s*([^<”]+)\s*”<\/em>/ug, "“<em>$1</em>”");
+    xml = xml.replace(/<em>“\s*([^<”]+)\s*<\/em>\s*”/ug, "“<em>$1</em>”");
+    xml = xml.replace(/“\s*<em>\s*([^<”]+)\s*”<\/em>/ug, "“<em>$1</em>”");
+    xml = xml.replace(/([^\n>])<em>  ?/ug, "$1 <em>");
+    xml = xml.replace(/  ?<\/em>/ug, "</em> ");
+    xml = xml.replace(/<p([^>]+)> <em>/ug, "<p$1><em>");
+    xml = xml.replace(/<\/em> <\/p>/ug, "</em></p>");
+    xml = xml.replace(/<em>([a-z]+),<\/em>/ug, "<em>$1</em>,");
   }
 
   // These quote/apostrophe/em fixes interact with each other. TODO: try to disentangle so we don't repeat all of
   // fixEms.
-  xml = xml.replace(/,” <\/em>/g, "</em>,” ");
+  xml = xml.replace(/,” <\/em>/ug, "</em>,” ");
   fixEms();
-  xml = xml.replace(/<p>”/g, "<p>“");
-  xml = xml.replace(/“\s*<\/p>/g, "”</p>");
-  xml = xml.replace(/“\s*<\/em><\/p>/g, "</em>”</p>");
-  xml = xml.replace(/‘\s*<\/p>/g, "’</p>");
-  xml = xml.replace(/‘\s*<\/em><\/p>/g, "’</em></p>");
-  xml = xml.replace(/,” <\/em>/g, "</em>,” ");
-  xml = xml.replace(/′/g, "’");
-  xml = xml.replace(/″/g, "”");
-  xml = xml.replace(/([A-Za-z])‘s(\s?)/g, "$1’s$2");
-  xml = xml.replace(/I‘m/g, "I’m");
-  xml = xml.replace(/<p>“\s+/g, "<p>“");
-  xml = xml.replace(/'/g, "’");
-  xml = xml.replace(/’([A-Za-z]+)’/g, "‘$1’");
-  xml = xml.replace(/([a-z])”<\/p>/g, "$1.”</p>");
+  xml = xml.replace(/<p>”/ug, "<p>“");
+  xml = xml.replace(/“\s*<\/p>/ug, "”</p>");
+  xml = xml.replace(/“\s*<\/em><\/p>/ug, "</em>”</p>");
+  xml = xml.replace(/‘\s*<\/p>/ug, "’</p>");
+  xml = xml.replace(/‘\s*<\/em><\/p>/ug, "’</em></p>");
+  xml = xml.replace(/,” <\/em>/ug, "</em>,” ");
+  xml = xml.replace(/′/ug, "’");
+  xml = xml.replace(/″/ug, "”");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([A-Za-z])‘s(\s?)/ug, "$1’s$2");
+  xml = xml.replace(/I‘m/ug, "I’m");
+  xml = xml.replace(/<p>“\s+/ug, "<p>“");
+  xml = xml.replace(/\s+”/ug, "”");
+  xml = xml.replace(/'/ug, "’");
+  xml = xml.replace(/’([A-Za-z]+)’/ug, "‘$1’");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([a-z])”<\/p>/ug, "$1.”</p>");
   fixEms();
-  xml = xml.replace(/‘<em>([^<]+)<\/em>‘/g, "‘<em>$1</em>’");
-  xml = xml.replace(/<em>([a-z]+)!<\/em>/g, "<em>$1</em>!");
-  xml = xml.replace(/(?<! {2})<em>([\w ’]+)([!.?])”<\/em>/g, "<em>$1</em>$2”");
-  xml = xml.replace(/<em>([\w ’]+[!.?])”<\/em>/g, "<em>$1</em>”");
-  xml = xml.replace(/I”(m|ll)/g, "I’$1");
-  xml = xml.replace(/””<\/p>/g, "”</p>");
-  xml = xml.replace(/^([^“]+?) ?”(?![ —<])/gm, "$1 “");
-  xml = xml.replace(/(?<!“)<em>([A-Za-z]+),<\/em>(?!”| +[A-Za-z]+ thought)/, "<em>$1</em>,");
+  xml = xml.replace(/‘<em>([^<]+)<\/em>‘/ug, "‘<em>$1</em>’");
+  xml = xml.replace(/<em>([a-z]+)!<\/em>/ug, "<em>$1</em>!");
+  xml = xml.replace(/(?<! {2})<em>([\w ’]+)([!.?])”<\/em>/ug, "<em>$1</em>$2”");
+  xml = xml.replace(/<em>([\w ’]+[!.?])”<\/em>/ug, "<em>$1</em>”");
+  xml = xml.replace(/I”(m|ll)/ug, "I’$1");
+  xml = xml.replace(/””<\/p>/ug, "”</p>");
+  xml = xml.replace(/^([^“]+?) ?”(?![ —<])/ugm, "$1 “");
+  xml = xml.replace(/(?<!“)<em>([A-Za-z]+),<\/em>(?!”| +[A-Za-z]+ thought)/u, "<em>$1</em>,");
+  xml = xml.replace(/‘([Kk])ay(?!’)/ug, "’$1ay");
+  xml = xml.replace(/<em>(Why|What|Who|How|Where|When)<\/em>\?/ug, "<em>$1?</em>");
+  xml = xml.replace(/,<\/em>/ug, "</em>,");
+  xml = xml.replace(/,”<\/p>/ug, ".”</p>");
+  xml = xml.replace(/<p>(.*),<\/p>/ug, "<p>$1.</p>");
+  xml = xml.replace(/‘(\w+)‘(\w+)’/ug, "‘$1’$2’");
+  xml = xml.replace(/<em>([a-z]+), ([a-z]+)<\/em>/ug, "<em>$1</em>, <em>$2</em>");
 
   // Similar problems occur in Ward with <b> and <strong> as do in Worm with <em>s
-  xml = xml.replace(/<b \/>/g, "");
-  xml = xml.replace(/<b>(\s*<br \/>\s*)<\/b>/g, "$1");
-  xml = xml.replace(/<strong>(\s*<br \/>\s*)<\/strong>/g, "$1");
-  xml = xml.replace(/<\/strong>(\s*)<strong>/g, "$1");
-  xml = xml.replace(/<strong>@<\/strong>/g, "@");
-  xml = xml.replace(/<br \/>(\s*)<\/strong>/g, "</strong><br />$1");
-  xml = xml.replace(/(\s*)<\/strong>/g, "</strong>$1");
-  xml = xml.replace(/><strong>(.*)<\/strong>:</g, "><strong>$1:</strong></");
+  xml = xml.replace(/<b \/>/ug, "");
+  xml = xml.replace(/<b>(\s*<br \/>\s*)<\/b>/ug, "$1");
+  xml = xml.replace(/<strong>(\s*<br \/>\s*)<\/strong>/ug, "$1");
+  xml = xml.replace(/<\/strong>(\s*)<strong>/ug, "$1");
+  xml = xml.replace(/<strong>@<\/strong>/ug, "@");
+  xml = xml.replace(/<br \/>(\s*)<\/strong>/ug, "</strong><br />$1");
+  xml = xml.replace(/(\s*)<\/strong>/ug, "</strong>$1");
+  xml = xml.replace(/><strong>(.*)<\/strong>:</ug, "><strong>$1:</strong><");
 
-  // No need for line breaks before paragraph ends
+  // No need for line breaks before paragraph ends or after paragraph starts
   // These often occur with the <br>s inside <b>/<strong>/<em>/<i> fixed above.
-  xml = xml.replace(/<br \/>\s*<\/p>/g, "</p>");
+  xml = xml.replace(/<br \/>\s*<\/p>/ug, "</p>");
+  xml = xml.replace(/<p><br \/>\s*/ug, "<p>");
+
+  // This is another quote fix but it needs to happen after the line break deletion... so entangled, ugh.
+  xml = xml.replace(/<\/em>\s*“\s*<\/p>/ug, "</em>”</p>");
 
   // Fix missing spaces after commas
-  xml = xml.replace(/([a-zA-Z]+),([a-zA-Z]+)/g, "$1, $2");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([a-zA-Z]+),([a-zA-Z]+)/ug, "$1, $2");
 
   // Fix bad periods and spacing/markup surrounding them
-  xml = xml.replace(/\.\.<\/p>/g, ".</p>");
-  xml = xml.replace(/\.\.”<\/p>/g, ".”</p>");
-  xml = xml.replace(/ \. /g, ". ");
-  xml = xml.replace(/ \.<\/p>/g, ".</p>");
-  xml = xml.replace(/\.<em>\.\./g, "<em>…");
-  xml = xml.replace(/\.\. {2}/g, ".  ");
+  xml = xml.replace(/\.\.<\/p>/ug, ".</p>");
+  xml = xml.replace(/\.\.”<\/p>/ug, ".”</p>");
+  xml = xml.replace(/ \. /ug, ". ");
+  xml = xml.replace(/ \.<\/p>/ug, ".</p>");
+  xml = xml.replace(/\.<em>\.\./ug, "<em>…");
+  xml = xml.replace(/\.\. {2}/ug, ".  ");
+  xml = xml.replace(/\.\./ug, "…");
+  xml = xml.replace(/(?<!Mr|Ms|Mrs)…\./ug, "…");
+  xml = xml.replace(/(?<=Mr|Ms|Mrs)…\./ug, ".…");
 
   // Fix extra spaces
-  xml = xml.replace(/ ? <\/p>/g, "</p>");
-  xml = xml.replace(/([a-z]) ,/g, "$1,");
+  xml = xml.replace(/ ? <\/p>/ug, "</p>");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([a-z]) ,/ug, "$1,");
+
+  // Use actual emojis instead of images
+  xml = xml.replace(
+    // eslint-disable-next-line max-len
+    /<img width="16" height="16" class="wp-smiley emoji" draggable="false" alt="O_o" src="https:\/\/s1.wp.com\/wp-content\/mu-plugins\/wpcom-smileys\/o_O.svg" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" \/>/ug,
+    "🤨"
+  );
 
   xml = fixTruncatedWords(xml);
   xml = fixDialogueTags(xml);
@@ -255,9 +289,9 @@ function getBodyXML(chapter, book, contentEl) {
                       `Update substitutions.json for a more precise substitution.`);
       }
 
-      xml = xml.replace(new RegExp(escapeRegExp(substitution.before)), substitution.after);
+      xml = xml.replace(new RegExp(escapeRegExp(substitution.before), "u"), substitution.after);
     } else if (substitution.regExp) {
-      xml = xml.replace(new RegExp(substitution.regExp, "g"), substitution.replacement);
+      xml = xml.replace(new RegExp(substitution.regExp, "ug"), substitution.replacement);
     } else {
       warnings.push(`Invalid substitution specified for ${chapter.url}`);
     }
@@ -266,32 +300,42 @@ function getBodyXML(chapter, book, contentEl) {
   // Serializer inserts extra xmlns for us since it doesn't know we're going to put this into a <html>.
   // Use this opportunity to insert a comment pointing to the original URL, for reference.
   xml = xml.replace(
-    /<body xmlns="http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xhtml">/,
-    `<body>\n<!-- ${chapter.url} -->\n`);
+    /<body xmlns="http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xhtml">/u,
+    `<body>\n<!-- ${chapter.url} -->\n`
+  );
 
   return { xml, warnings };
 }
 
 function fixTruncatedWords(xml) {
-  xml = xml.replace(/‘Sup/g, "’Sup");
-  xml = xml.replace(/‘cuz/g, "’cuz");
+  xml = xml.replace(/‘Sup/ug, "’Sup");
+  xml = xml.replace(/‘cuz/ug, "’cuz");
 
   // Short for "Sidepeace"
-  xml = xml.replace(/[‘’][Pp]iece(?![a-z])/g, "’Piece");
+  xml = xml.replace(/[‘’][Pp]iece(?![a-z])/ug, "’Piece");
 
   // Short for "Disjoint"
-  xml = xml.replace(/[‘’][Jj]oint(?![a-z])/g, "’Joint");
+  xml = xml.replace(/[‘’][Jj]oint(?![a-z])/ug, "’Joint");
 
   // Short for "Contender"
-  xml = xml.replace(/[‘’][Tt]end(?![a-z])/g, "’Tend");
+  xml = xml.replace(/[‘’][Tt]end(?![a-z])/ug, "’Tend");
+
+  // Short for "Anelace"
+  xml = xml.replace(/[‘’][Ll]ace(?![a-z])/ug, "’Lace");
+
+  // Short for "Birdcage"
+  xml = xml.replace(/[‘’][Cc]age(?![a-z])/ug, "’Cage");
+
+  // We can't do "’Clear" (short for Crystalclear) here because it appears too much as a normal word preceded by an
+  // open quote, so we do that in substitutions.json.
 
   return xml;
 }
 
 function fixDialogueTags(xml) {
   // Fix recurring miscapitalization with questions
-  xml = xml.replace(/\?”\s\s?She asked/g, "?” she asked");
-  xml = xml.replace(/\?”\s\s?He asked/g, "?” he asked");
+  xml = xml.replace(/\?”\s\s?She asked/ug, "?” she asked");
+  xml = xml.replace(/\?”\s\s?He asked/ug, "?” he asked");
 
   // The author often fails to terminate a sentence, instead using a comma after a dialogue tag. For example,
   // > “I didn’t get much done,” Greg said, “I got distracted by...
@@ -307,98 +351,125 @@ function fixDialogueTags(xml) {
   // This applies to ~800 instances, so although we have to correct back in substitutions.json a decent number of
   // times, it definitely pays for itself. Most of the instances we have to correct back we also need to fix the
   // capitalization anyway, and that's harder to do automatically, since proper names/"I"/etc. stay capitalized.
-  xml = xml.replace(/,” ([A-Za-z]+ [A-Za-z]+), “([A-Z])/g, ",” $1. “$2");
+  xml = xml.replace(/,” ([A-Za-z]+ [A-Za-z]+), “([A-Z])/ug, ",” $1. “$2");
 
   return xml;
 }
 
 function fixForeignNames(xml) {
   // This is consistently missing diacritics
-  xml = xml.replace(/Yangban/g, "Yàngbǎn");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Yangban/ug, "Yàngbǎn");
 
   // These are usually not italicized, but sometimes are. Other foreign-language names (like Yàngbǎn) are not
   // italicized, so we go in the direction of removing the italics.
-  xml = xml.replace(/<em>Garama<\/em>/g, "Garama");
-  xml = xml.replace(/<em>Thanda<\/em>/g, "Thanda");
-  xml = xml.replace(/<em>Sifara([^<]*)<\/em>/g, "Sifara$1");
-  xml = xml.replace(/<em>Moord Nag([^<]*)<\/em>/g, "Moord Nag$1");
-  xml = xml.replace(/<em>Califa de Perro([^<]*)<\/em>/g, "Califa de Perro$1");
-  xml = xml.replace(/<em>Turanta([^<]*)<\/em>/g, "Turanta$1");
+  xml = xml.replace(/<em>Garama<\/em>/ug, "Garama");
+  xml = xml.replace(/<em>Thanda<\/em>/ug, "Thanda");
+  xml = xml.replace(/<em>Sifara([^<]*)<\/em>/ug, "Sifara$1");
+  xml = xml.replace(/<em>Moord Nag([^<]*)<\/em>/ug, "Moord Nag$1");
+  xml = xml.replace(/<em>Califa de Perro([^<]*)<\/em>/ug, "Califa de Perro$1");
+  xml = xml.replace(/<em>Turanta([^<]*)<\/em>/ug, "Turanta$1");
 
   return xml;
 }
 
 function standardizeNames(xml) {
   // 197 instances of "Mrs." to 21 of "Ms."
-  xml = xml.replace(/Ms\. Yamada/g, "Mrs. Yamada");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Ms\. Yamada/ug, "Mrs. Yamada");
 
   // 25 instances of "Amias" to 3 of "Amais"
-  xml = xml.replace(/Amais/g, "Amias");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Amais/ug, "Amias");
+
+  // 185 instances of Juliette to 4 of Juliet
+  xml = xml.replace(/Juliet(?=\b)/ug, "Juliette");
+
+  // Earlier chapters have a space; later ones do not. They're separate words, so side with the earlier chapters.
+  // One location is missing the "k".
+  xml = xml.replace(/Crock? o[‘’]Shit/ug, "Crock o’ Shit");
+
+  // 5 instances of "Jotun" to 2 of "Jotunn"
+  xml = xml.replace(/Jotunn/ug, "Jotun");
+
+  // 13 instances of Elman to 1 of Elmann
+  xml = xml.replace(/Elmann/ug, "Elman");
+
+  // Thousands of instances of Tattletale to 4 instances of Tatteltale
+  xml = xml.replace(/Tatteltale/ug, "Tattletale");
+
+  // 73 instances of Über to 2 of Uber
+  xml = xml.replace(/Uber/ug, "Über");
 
   return xml;
 }
 
 function fixEmDashes(xml) {
-  xml = xml.replace(/ – /g, "—");
-  xml = xml.replace(/“((?:<em>)?)-/g, "“$1—");
-  xml = xml.replace(/-[,.]?”/g, "—”");
-  xml = xml.replace(/-(!|\?)”/g, "—$1”");
-  xml = xml.replace(/-[,.]?<\/em>”/g, "—</em>”");
-  xml = xml.replace(/-“/g, "—”");
-  xml = xml.replace(/<p>-/g, "<p>—");
-  xml = xml.replace(/-<\/p>/g, "—</p>");
-  xml = xml.replace(/-<\/em><\/p>/g, "—</em></p>");
-  xml = xml.replace(/\s?\s?–\s?\s?/g, "—");
-  xml = xml.replace(/-\s\s?/g, "—");
-  xml = xml.replace(/\s?\s-/g, "—");
-  xml = xml.replace(/\s+—”/g, "—”");
-  xml = xml.replace(/I-I/g, "I—I");
-  xml = xml.replace(/I-uh/g, "I—uh");
+  xml = xml.replace(/ – /ug, "—");
+  xml = xml.replace(/“((?:<em>)?)-/ug, "“$1—");
+  xml = xml.replace(/-[,.]?”/ug, "—”");
+  xml = xml.replace(/-(!|\?)”/ug, "—$1”");
+  xml = xml.replace(/-[,.]?<\/([a-z]+)>”/ug, "—</$1>”");
+  xml = xml.replace(/-“/ug, "—”");
+  xml = xml.replace(/<p>-/ug, "<p>—");
+  xml = xml.replace(/-<\/p>/ug, "—</p>");
+  xml = xml.replace(/-<br \/>/ug, "—<br />");
+  xml = xml.replace(/-<\/([a-z]+)><\/p>/ug, "—</$1></p>");
+  xml = xml.replace(/\s?\s?–\s?\s?/ug, "—");
+  xml = xml.replace(/-\s\s?/ug, "—");
+  xml = xml.replace(/\s?\s-/ug, "—");
+  xml = xml.replace(/\s+—”/ug, "—”");
+  xml = xml.replace(/I-I/ug, "I—I");
+  xml = xml.replace(/I-uh/ug, "I—uh");
+  xml = xml.replace(/-\?/ug, "—?");
 
   return xml;
 }
 
 function enDashJointNames(xml) {
   // Joint names should use en dashes
-  xml = xml.replace(/Dallon-Pelham/g, "Dallon–Pelham");
-  xml = xml.replace(/Bet-Gimel/g, "Bet–Gimel");
-  xml = xml.replace(/Tristan-Capricorn/g, "Tristan–Capricorn");
-  xml = xml.replace(/Capricorn-Byron/g, "Capricorn–Byron");
-  xml = xml.replace(/Tristan-Byron/g, "Tristan–Byron");
-  xml = xml.replace(/Gimel-Europe/g, "Gimel–Europe");
-  xml = xml.replace(/G-N/g, "G–N");
-  xml = xml.replace(/Imp-Damsel/g, "Imp–Damsel");
-  xml = xml.replace(/Damsel-Ashley/g, "Damsel–Ashley");
-  xml = xml.replace(/Antares-Anelace/g, "Antares–Anelace");
-  xml = xml.replace(/Challenger-Gallant/g, "Challenger–Gallant");
-  xml = xml.replace(/Undersider(s?)-(Breakthrough|Ambassador)/g, "Undersider$1–$2");
-  xml = xml.replace(/Norwalk-Fairfield/g, "Norwalk–Fairfield");
-  xml = xml.replace(/East-West/g, "east–west");
-  xml = xml.replace(/(Green|Yellow)-Black/g, "$1–Black");
-  xml = xml.replace(/Creutzfeldt-Jakob/g, "Creutzfeldt–Jakob");
-  xml = xml.replace(/Astaroth-Nidhug/g, "Astaroth–Nidhug");
-  xml = xml.replace(/Capulet-Montague/g, "Capulet–Montague");
-  xml = xml.replace(/Weaver-Clockblocker/g, "Weaver–Clockblocker");
-  xml = xml.replace(/Alexandria-Pretender/g, "Alexandria–Pretender");
-  xml = xml.replace(/Night Hag-Nyx/g, "Night Hag–Nyx");
-  xml = xml.replace(/Crawler-Breed/g, "Crawler–Breed");
-  xml = xml.replace(/Simurgh-Myrddin-plant/g, "Simurgh–Myrddin–plant");
-  xml = xml.replace(/Armsmaster-Defiant/g, "Armsmaster–Defiant");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Dallon-Pelham/ug, "Dallon–Pelham");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Bet-Gimel/ug, "Bet–Gimel");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Cheit-Gimel/ug, "Bet–Gimel");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Tristan-Capricorn/ug, "Tristan–Capricorn");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Capricorn-Byron/ug, "Capricorn–Byron");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Tristan-Byron/ug, "Tristan–Byron");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Gimel-Europe/ug, "Gimel–Europe");
+  xml = xml.replace(/G-N/ug, "G–N");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Imp-Damsel/ug, "Imp–Damsel");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Damsel-Ashley/ug, "Damsel–Ashley");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Antares-Anelace/ug, "Antares–Anelace");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Challenger-Gallant/ug, "Challenger–Gallant");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Undersider(s?)-(Breakthrough|Ambassador)/ug, "Undersider$1–$2");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Norwalk-Fairfield/ug, "Norwalk–Fairfield");
+  xml = xml.replace(/East-West/ug, "east–west");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Creutzfeldt-Jakob/ug, "Creutzfeldt–Jakob");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Astaroth-Nidhug/ug, "Astaroth–Nidhug");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Capulet-Montague/ug, "Capulet–Montague");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Weaver-Clockblocker/ug, "Weaver–Clockblocker");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Alexandria-Pretender/ug, "Alexandria–Pretender");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Night Hag-Nyx/ug, "Night Hag–Nyx");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Crawler-Breed/ug, "Crawler–Breed");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Simurgh-Myrddin-plant/ug, "Simurgh–Myrddin–plant");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Armsmaster-Defiant/ug, "Armsmaster–Defiant");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Matryoshka-Valentin/ug, "Matryoshka–Valentin");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Gaea-Eden/ug, "Gaea–Eden");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([Aa])gent-parahuman/ug, "$1gent–parahuman");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([Pp])arahuman-agent/ug, "$1arahuman–agent");
 
   return xml;
 }
 
 function fixPossessives(xml) {
-  // Fix possessive of names ending in "s"
-  // Note: if the "s" is unvoiced, as in Marquis, then it doesn't get the second "s".
+  // Fix possessive of names ending in "s".
   xml = xml.replace(
     // eslint-disable-next-line max-len
-    /(?<!‘)(Judas|Brutus|Jess|Aegis|Dauntless|Circus|Sirius|Brooks|Genesis|Atlas|Lucas|Gwerrus|Chris|Eligos|Animos|Mags|Huntress|Hephaestus|Lord of Loss|John Combs|Mama Mathers|Monokeros|Goddess|Boundless|Paris|Tress|Harris|Antares|Nieves|Backwoods|Midas|Mrs. Sims|Ms. Stillons|Chuckles|Amias)’(?!s)/g,
+    /(?<!‘)(Judas|Brutus|Jess|Aegis|Dauntless|Circus|Sirius|Brooks|Genesis|Atlas|Lucas|Gwerrus|Chris|Eligos|Animos|Mags|Huntress|Hephaestus|Lord of Loss|John Combs|Mama Mathers|Monokeros|Goddess|Boundless|Paris|Tress|Harris|Antares|Nieves|Backwoods|Midas|Mrs. Sims|Ms. Stillons|Chuckles|Amias|Semiramis|Mother of Mothers)’(?!s)/ug,
     "$1’s"
   );
 
+  // Note: if the "s" is unvoiced, as in Marquis, then it doesn't get the second "s".
+  xml = xml.replace(/Marquis’s/ug, "Marquis’");
+
   // This one is not just missing the extra "s"; it's often misplaced.
-  xml = xml.replace(/Warden’s/g, "Wardens’");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Warden’s/ug, "Wardens’");
 
   return xml;
 }
@@ -407,16 +478,25 @@ function cleanSceneBreaks(xml) {
   // Normalize scene breaks. <hr> would be more semantically appropriate, but loses the author's intent. This is
   // especially the case in Ward, which uses a variety of different scene breaks.
 
-  xml = xml.replace(/<p(?:[^>]*)>■<\/p>/g, `<p style="text-align: center;">■</p>`);
+  xml = xml.replace(/<p(?:[^>]*)>■<\/p>/ug, `<p style="text-align: center;">■</p>`);
 
-  xml = xml.replace(/<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>⊙<\/strong><\/p>/g, `<p style="text-align: center;">⊙</p>`);
-  xml = xml.replace(/<p style="text-align: center;"><em><strong>⊙<\/strong><\/em><\/p>/g,
-    `<p style="text-align: center;">⊙</p>`);
-  xml = xml.replace(/<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>⊙⊙<\/strong><\/p>/g,
-    `<p style="text-align: center;">⊙</p>`);
+  xml = xml.replace(
+    /<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>⊙<\/strong><\/p>/ug,
+    `<p style="text-align: center;">⊙</p>`
+  );
+  xml = xml.replace(
+    /<p style="text-align: center;"><em><strong>⊙<\/strong><\/em><\/p>/ug,
+    `<p style="text-align: center;">⊙</p>`
+  );
+  xml = xml.replace(
+    /<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>⊙⊙<\/strong><\/p>/ug,
+    `<p style="text-align: center;">⊙</p>`
+  );
 
-  xml = xml.replace(/<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>⊙ *⊙ *⊙ *⊙ *⊙<\/strong><\/p>/g,
-    `<p style="text-align: center;">⊙ ⊙ ⊙ ⊙ ⊙</p>`);
+  xml = xml.replace(
+    /<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>⊙ *⊙ *⊙ *⊙ *⊙<\/strong><\/p>/ug,
+    `<p style="text-align: center;">⊙ ⊙ ⊙ ⊙ ⊙</p>`
+  );
 
   return xml;
 }
@@ -425,83 +505,167 @@ function fixCapitalization(xml, book) {
   // This occurs enough times it's better to do here than in one-off fixes. We correct the single instance where
   // it's incorrect to capitalize in the one-off fixes.
   // Note that Ward contains much talk of "the clairvoyants", so we don't want to capitalize plurals.
-  xml = xml.replace(/([Tt])he clairvoyant([^s])/g, "$1he Clairvoyant$2");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([Tt])he clairvoyant(?!s)/ug, "$1he Clairvoyant");
 
   // ReSound's name is sometimes miscapitalized. The word is never used in a non-name context.
-  xml = xml.replace(/Resound/g, "ReSound");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Resound/ug, "ReSound");
 
   // The Speedrunners team name is missing its capitalization a couple times.
-  xml = xml.replace(/speedrunners/g, "Speedrunners");
+  xml = xml.replace(/speedrunners/ug, "Speedrunners");
+
+  // The Machine Army is missing its capitalization a couple times.
+  xml = xml.replace(/machine army/ug, "Machine Army");
 
   // "patrol block" is capitalized three different ways: "patrol block", "Patrol block", and "Patrol Block". "patrol
   // group" is always lowercased. It seems like "Patrol" is a proper name, and is used as a capitalized modifier in
   // other contexts (e.g. Patrol leader). So let's standardize on "Patrol <lowercase>".
-  xml = xml.replace(/patrol (block|group|leader|guard|student|uniform|squad|soldier|officer|crew|girl|bus|training)/ig,
-    (_, $1) => `Patrol ${$1.toLowerCase()}`);
-  // This always works in Ward and has a few false positives in Worm, where it is never needed:
+  xml = xml.replace(
+    /patrol (block|group|leader|guard|student|uniform|squad|soldier|officer|crew|girl|bus|training)/uig,
+    (_, $1) => `Patrol ${$1.toLowerCase()}`
+  );
+  // This usually works in Ward (some instances corrected back in substitutions.json), and has a few false positives in
+  // Worm, where it is never needed:
   if (book === "ward") {
-    xml = xml.replace(/the patrol/g, "the Patrol");
+    xml = xml.replace(/the patrol(?!s|ling)/ug, "the Patrol");
   }
 
   // This is sometimes missing its capitalization.
-  xml = xml.replace(/the birdcage/g, "the Birdcage");
+  xml = xml.replace(/the birdcage/ug, "the Birdcage");
 
-  // There's no reason why these should be capitalized. (Note that they never appear at the beginning of any sentences.)
-  xml = xml.replace(/Halberd/g, "halberd");
-  xml = xml.replace(/Loft/g, "loft");
+  // There's no reason why these should be capitalized.
+  xml = xml.replace(/(?<! {2}|“|>)Halberd/ug, "halberd");
+  xml = xml.replace(/(?<! {2}|“|>)Loft/ug, "loft");
+
+  // These are treated as common nouns and not traditionally capitalized. "Krav Maga" remains capitalized,
+  // interestingly (according to dictionaries and Wikipedia).
+  xml = xml.replace(/(?<! {2}|“|>)Judo/ug, "judo");
+  xml = xml.replace(/(?<! {2}|“|>)Aikido/ug, "aikido");
+  xml = xml.replace(/(?<! {2}|“|>)Karate/ug, "karate");
+  xml = xml.replace(/(?<! {2}|“|>)Tae Kwon Do/ug, "tae kwon do");
 
   // There's no reason why university should be capitalized in most contexts, although sometimes it's used as part of
   // a compound noun or at the beginning of a sentence.
-  xml = xml.replace(/(?<! {2}|“|Cornell |Nilles )University(?! Road)/, "university");
+  xml = xml.replace(/(?<! {2}|“|>|Cornell |Nilles )University(?! Road)/ug, "university");
 
-  // Especially early in the story, PRT designations are capitalized; they should not be. This fixes the cases where we
+  // Organ names (e.g. brain, arm) or scientific names are not capitalized, so the "corona pollentia" and friends should
+  // not be either. The books are inconsistent.
+  xml = xml.replace(/(?<! {2}|“|>|-)Corona/ug, "corona");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Pollentia/ug, "pollentia");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Radiata/ug, "radiata");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Gemma/ug, "gemma");
+
+  // We de-capitalize Valkyrie's "flock", since most uses are de-capitalized (e.g. the many instances in Gleaming
+  // Interlude 9, or Dying 15.z). This is a bit surprising; it seems like an organization name. But I guess it's
+  // informal.
+  xml = xml.replace(/(?<! {2}|“|>)Flock/ug, "flock");
+
+  // Especially early in Worm, PRT designations are capitalized; they should not be. This fixes the cases where we
   // can be reasonably sure they don't start a sentence, although more specific instances are done in
   // substitutions.json, and some need to be back-corrected.
   //
-  // Note: "Master" is specifically omitted because it fails poorly on Interlude 4. Other instances need to be
+  // Note: "Master" is specifically omitted because it fails poorly on Worm Interlude 4. Other instances need to be
   // corrected via substitutions.json.
+  //
+  // This also over-de-capitalizes "The Stranger" in Ward (a titan name). Those also get fixed in substitutions.json.
   xml = xml.replace(
-    /([a-zA-Z,] |\/)(Mover|Shaker|Brute|Breaker|Tinker|Blaster|Thinker|Striker|Changer|Trump|Stranger|Shifter|Shaper)/g,
-    (_, prefix, designation) => prefix + designation.toLowerCase()
+    // eslint-disable-next-line max-len
+    /(?<! {2}|“|>|\n|: )(Mover|Shaker|Brute|Breaker|Tinker|Blaster|Thinker|Striker|Changer|Trump|Stranger|Shifter|Shaper)(?! [A-Z])/ug,
+    (_, designation) => designation.toLowerCase()
   );
   xml = xml.replace(
-    /(mover|shaker|brute|breaker|tinker|blaster|thinker|master|striker|changer|trump|stranger|shifter|shaper)-(\d+)/gi,
+    /(mover|shaker|brute|breaker|tinker|blaster|thinker|master|striker|changer|trump|stranger|shifter|shaper)-(\d+)/ugi,
     "$1 $2"
   );
   xml = xml.replace(
     // eslint-disable-next-line max-len
-    /(mover|shaker|brute|breaker|tinker|blaster|thinker|master|striker|changer|trump|stranger|shifter|shaper)[ -/](mover|shaker|brute|breaker|tinker|blaster|thinker|master|striker|changer|trump|stranger|shifter|shaper)/gi,
+    /(mover|shaker|brute|breaker|tinker|blaster|thinker|master|striker|changer|trump|stranger|shifter|shaper)[ -/](mover|shaker|brute|breaker|tinker|blaster|thinker|master|striker|changer|trump|stranger|shifter|shaper)/ugi,
     "$1–$2"
   );
 
+  // Capitalization is inconsistent, but shard names seems to usually be capitalized.
+  xml = xml.replace(/Grasping self/ug, "Grasping Self");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Cloven stranger/ug, "Cloven Stranger");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Princess shaper/ug, "Princess Shaper");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Fragile one/ug, "Fragile One");
+
   // Place names need to always be capitalized
-  xml = xml.replace(/North end/g, "North End");
-  xml = xml.replace(/(Stonemast|Shale) avenue/g, "$1 Avenue");
-  xml = xml.replace(/(Lord|Slater) street/g, "$1 Street");
-  xml = xml.replace(/(Hollow|Cedar) point/g, "$1 Point");
-  xml = xml.replace(/(Norwalk|Fenway|Stratford) station/g, "$1 Station");
-  xml = xml.replace(/the megalopolis/g, "the Megalopolis");
-  xml = xml.replace(/earths(?![a-z])/g, "Earths");
+  xml = xml.replace(/North end/ug, "North End");
+  xml = xml.replace(/(Stonemast|Shale) avenue/ug, "$1 Avenue");
+  xml = xml.replace(/(Lord|Slater) street/ug, "$1 Street");
+  xml = xml.replace(/(Hollow|Cedar) point/ug, "$1 Point");
+  xml = xml.replace(/(Norwalk|Fenway|Stratford) station/ug, "$1 Station");
+  xml = xml.replace(/the megalopolis/ug, "the Megalopolis");
+  xml = xml.replace(/earths(?![a-z])/ug, "Earths");
+  if (book === "ward") {
+    xml = xml.replace(/the bunker/ug, "the Bunker");
+    xml = xml.replace(/‘bunker’/ug, "‘Bunker’");
+  }
 
   // "Mom" and "Dad" should be capitalized when used as a proper name. These regexps are tuned to catch a good amount of
   // instances, without over-correcting for non-proper-name-like cases. Many other instances are handled in
   // substitutions.json.
-  xml = xml.replace(/(?<!mom), dad(?![a-z])/g, ", Dad");
-  xml = xml.replace(/, mom(?![a-z-])/g, ", Mom");
+  xml = xml.replace(/(?<!mom), dad(?![a-z])/ug, ", Dad");
+  xml = xml.replace(/, mom(?![a-z-])/ug, ", Mom");
+
+  // Similarly, specific aunts and uncles get capitalized when used as a title. These are often missed.
+  xml = xml.replace(/aunt Sarah/ug, "Aunt Sarah");
+  xml = xml.replace(/aunt Fleur/ug, "Aunt Fleur");
+  xml = xml.replace(/uncle Neil/ug, "Uncle Neil");
 
   // The majority of "Wardens’ headquarters" is lowercased, and always prefixed with "the", indicating it's not a proper
   // place name. So we remove the capitalization in the few places where it does appear.
-  xml = xml.replace(/Wardens’ Headquarters/g, "Wardens’ headquarters");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Wardens’ Headquarters/ug, "Wardens’ headquarters");
+
+  // Some style guides try to reserve capitalized "Nazi" for historical discussions of members of the Nazi party. This
+  // seems fuzzy when it comes to phrases like "neo-Nazi", and doesn't seem to be what the author is doing; the books
+  // are just plain inconsistent. So, let's standardize on always uppercasing.
+  xml = xml.replace(/(?<![a-z])nazi/ug, "Nazi");
+  xml = xml.replace(/ Neo-/ug, " neo-");
+
+  // Style guides disagree on whether items like "english muffin", "french toast", and "french kiss" need their
+  // adjective capitalized. The books mostly use lowercase, so let's stick with that. (substitutions.json corrects one
+  // case of "French toast".)
+  xml = xml.replace(/english(?! muffin)/ug, "English");
+  xml = xml.replace(/(?<! {2})English muffin/ug, "english muffin");
+
+  // I was very torn on what to do with capitalization for "Titan" and "Titans". In general you don't capitalize species
+  // names or other classifications, e.g. style guides are quite clear you don't capitalize "gods". The author
+  // capitalizes them more often than not (e.g., 179 raw "Titans" to 49 "titans"), but is quite inconsistent.
+  //
+  // In the end, I decided against de-capitalization, based on the precedent set by "Endbringers" (which are
+  // conceptually paired with Titans several times in the text). However, we only capitalize the class after they are
+  // _introduced_ as a class in Sundown 17.y. (Before then we still capitalize individual names like "Dauntless Titan"
+  // or "Kronos Titan".)
+  if (book === "ward") {
+    // All plural discussions of "Titans" are after Sundown 17.y.
+    xml = xml.replace(/titans/ug, "Titans");
+
+    // Since we can't safely change all instances of "titan", most are in substitutions.json. We can do a few here,
+    // though.
+    xml = xml.replace(/dauntless titan/uig, "Dauntless Titan"); // Sometimes "Dauntless" isn't even capitalized.
+    xml = xml.replace(/Kronos titan/ug, "Kronos Titan");
+  }
+
+  // For the giants, the prevailing usage seems to be to keep the term lowercase, but capitalize when used as a name.
+  xml = xml.replace(/(?<=Mathers |Goddess )giant/ug, "Giant");
+  xml = xml.replace(/mother giant/uig, "Mother Giant");
+  xml = xml.replace(/(?<! {2}|“|>)Giants/ug, "giants");
 
   return xml;
 }
 
 function fixMispellings(xml) {
   // This is commonly misspelled.
-  xml = xml.replace(/([Ss])houlderblade/g, "$1houlder blade");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([Ss])houlderblade/ug, "$1houlder blade");
 
-  // Preemptive(ly) is often hyphenated (not always). It should not be.
-  xml = xml.replace(/([Pp])re-emptive/g, "$1reemptive");
+  // All dictionaries agree this is capitalized.
+  xml = xml.replace(/u-turn/ug, "U-turn");
+
+  // https://www.dictionary.com/browse/scot-free
+  xml = xml.replace(/scott(?: |-)free/ug, "scot-free");
+
+  // https://ugrammarist.com/idiom/change-tack/
+  xml = xml.replace(/changed tacks/ug, "changed tack");
 
   return xml;
 }
@@ -509,46 +673,111 @@ function fixMispellings(xml) {
 function fixHyphens(xml) {
   // "X-year-old" should use hyphens; all grammar guides agree. The books are very inconsistent but most often omit
   // them.
-  xml = xml.replace(/(\w+)[ -]year[ -]old(s?)(?!\w)/g, "$1-year-old$2");
-  xml = xml.replace(/(\w+) or (\w+)-year-old/g, "$1- or $2-year-old");
+  xml = xml.replace(/(\w+)[ -]year[ -]old(s?)(?!\w)/ug, "$1-year-old$2");
+  xml = xml.replace(/(\w+) or (\w+)-year-old/ug, "$1- or $2-year-old");
+
+  // Compound numbers from 11 through 99 must be hyphenated, but others should not be.
+  xml = xml.replace(
+    /(?<!\w)(twenty|thirty|fourty|fifty|sixty|seventy|eighty|ninety) (one|two|three|four|five|six|seven|eight|nine)/uig,
+    "$1-$2"
+  );
+  xml = xml.replace(/[- ]hundred-and-/ug, " hundred and ");
+  xml = xml.replace(/(?<!-)(one|two|three|four|five|six|seven|eight|nine|twelve)-hundred/ug, "$1 hundred");
+  xml = xml.replace(/(hundred|ninety)-percent(?!-)/ug, "$1 percent");
+
+  // "red-haired", "long-haired", etc.: they all need hyphens
+  xml = xml.replace(/ haired/ug, "-haired");
 
   // These are consistently missing hyphens.
-  xml = xml.replace(/self destruct/g, "self-destruct");
-  xml = xml.replace(/life threatening/g, "life-threatening");
-  xml = xml.replace(/hard headed/g, "hard-headed");
-  xml = xml.replace(/shoulder mounted/g, "shoulder-mounted");
-  xml = xml.replace(/golden skinned/g, "golden-skinned");
-  xml = xml.replace(/creepy crawl/g, "creepy-crawl");
-  xml = xml.replace(/well armed/g, "well-armed");
-  xml = xml.replace(/able bodied/g, "able-bodied");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([Ll]ife) threatening/ug, "life-threatening");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([Hh]ard) headed/ug, "$1-headed");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([Ss]houlder) mounted/ug, "$1-mounted");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([Gg]olden) skinned/ug, "$1-skinned");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([Cc]reepy) crawl/ug, "$1-crawl");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([Ww]ell) armed/ug, "$1-armed");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([Aa]ble) bodied/ug, "$1-bodied");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([Ll]evel) headed/ug, "$1-headed");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([Cc]lear) cut/ug, "$1-cut");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([Vv]at) grown/ug, "$1-grown");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([Ss]hell) shocked/ug, "$1-shocked");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([Dd]og) tired/ug, "$1-tired");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([Nn]ightmare) filled/ug, "$1-filled");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([Oo]ne) sided/ug, "$1-sided");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([Mm]edium) sized/ug, "$1-sized");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([Tt]eary) eyed/ug, "$1-eyed");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([Ww]orst) case scenario/ug, "$1-case scenario");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([Ss]elf) (conscious|esteem|loathing|harm|destruct|preservation)/ug, "$1-$2");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([Oo]ne|[Tt]wo|[Tt]hree|[Ff]our|[Ff]ourth) dimensional/ug, "$1-dimensional");
+  xml = xml.replace(/(?<=\b)([Oo]ne) on one(?=\b)/ug, "$1-on-one");
+
+  // Preemptive(ly) is often hyphenated (not always). It should not be.
+  xml = xml.replace(/([Pp])re-emptive/ug, "$1reemptive");
+
+  // These should be hyphenated only when used as a verb. We correct those cases back in substitutions.json.
+  xml = xml.replace(/fist-bump/ug, "fist bump");
+  xml = xml.replace(/high-five/ug, "high five");
+
+  // This should be hyphenated when used as an adjective (instead of an adverb or noun). I.e. it should be
+  // "hand-to-hand combat", but "passed from hand to hand", and "capable in hand to hand". The following heuristic works
+  // in the books.
+  xml = xml.replace(/hand to hand(?= [a-z])/ug, "hand-to-hand");
+
+  // This is usually wrong but sometimes correct. The lookarounds avoid specific cases where it's referring to an actual
+  // second in a series of guesses.
+  xml = xml.replace(/(?<!my |that )([Ss]econd) guess(?!es)/ug, "$1-guess");
+
+  // When used as a phrase "just in case" gets no hyphens. When used as a noun or adjective it does. A couple of the
+  // noun cases are missing one or both hyphens.
+  xml = xml.replace(/([Aa]) just[ -]in case/ug, "$1 just-in-case");
+
+  // When used as an adjective, it's hyphenated. It turns out most cases are as an adverb, so we go with this approach:
+  xml = xml.replace(
+    /face to face(?= meeting| hang-out| interaction| contact| conversation| confrontation| fight)/ug,
+    "face-to-face"
+  );
+
+  // When used as an adjective, it's hyphenated. This heuristic works in the books.
+  xml = xml.replace(/fight or flight(?= [a-z])/ug, "fight-or-flight");
+
+  // This is usually correct but sometimes wrong.
+  xml = xml.replace(/neo /ug, "neo-");
 
   return xml;
 }
 
 function standardizeSpellings(xml) {
   // This is usually spelled "TV" but sometimes the other ways. Normalize.
-  xml = xml.replace(/(\b)tv(\b)/g, "$1TV$2");
-  xml = xml.replace(/t\.v\./ig, "TV");
+  xml = xml.replace(/(\b)tv(\b)/ug, "$1TV$2");
+  xml = xml.replace(/t\.v\./uig, "TV");
 
   // "okay" is preferred to "ok" or "o.k.". This sometimes gets changed back via substitutions.json when people are
   // writing notes and thus probably the intention was to be less formal. Also it seems per
   // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A-ok the "A" in "A-okay" should be capitalized.
-  xml = xml.replace(/Ok([,. ])/g, "Okay$1");
-  xml = xml.replace(/([^a-zA-Z])ok([^a])/g, "$1okay$2");
-  xml = xml.replace(/([^a-zA-Z])o\.k\.([^a])/g, "$1okay$2");
-  xml = xml.replace(/a-okay/g, "A-okay");
+  xml = xml.replace(/Ok([,. ])/ug, "Okay$1");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([^a-zA-Z])ok([^a])/ug, "$1okay$2");
+  xml = xml.replace(/([^a-zA-Z])o\.k\.([^a])/ug, "$1okay$2");
+  xml = xml.replace(/a-okay/ug, "A-okay");
 
   // Signal(l)ing/signal(l)ed are spelled both ways. Both are acceptable in English. Let's standardize on single-L.
-  xml = xml.replace(/(S|s)ignall/g, "$1ignal");
+  xml = xml.replace(/(S|s)ignall/ug, "$1ignal");
 
   // Clich(e|é) is spelled both ways. Let's standardize on including the accent.
-  xml = xml.replace(/cliche/g, "cliché");
+  xml = xml.replace(/cliche/ug, "cliché");
 
   // T-shirt is usually spelled lowercase ("t-shirt"). Normalize the remaining instances.
-  xml = xml.replace(/(?<! {2})T-shirt/g, "t-shirt");
+  xml = xml.replace(/(?<! {2})T-shirt/ug, "t-shirt");
 
   // "gray" is the majority spelling, except for "greyhound"
-  xml = xml.replace(/(G|g)rey(?!hound)/g, "$1ray");
+  xml = xml.replace(/(G|g)rey(?!hound)/ug, "$1ray");
+
+  // 12 instances of "Dragon-craft", 12 instances of "Dragon craft", 1 instance of "dragon craft"
+  xml = xml.replace(/[Dd]ragon[ -](craft|mech)/ug, "Dragon-$1");
+
+  // 88 instances of "A.I." to four of "AI"
+  xml = xml.replace(/(?<=\b)AI(?=\b)/ug, "A.I.");
+
+  // 2 instances of "G.M." to one of "GM"
+  xml = xml.replace(/(?<=\b)GM(?=\b)/ug, "G.M.");
 
   return xml;
 }
@@ -568,12 +797,14 @@ function fixCaseNumbers(xml) {
   // We standardize on "Case Fifty-Three"; although it isn't the most common, it seems best to treat these as proper
   // nouns.
 
-  xml = xml.replace(/case[ -](?:fifty[ -]three|53)(?!’)/ig, "Case Fifty-Three");
-  xml = xml.replace(/case[ -](?:thirty[ -]two|53)(?!’)/ig, "Case Thirty-Two");
-  xml = xml.replace(/case[ -](?:sixty[ -]nine|53)(?!’)/ig, "Case Sixty-Nine");
+  xml = xml.replace(/case[ -](?:fifty[ -]three|53)(?!’)/uig, "Case Fifty-Three");
+  xml = xml.replace(/case[ -](?:thirty[ -]two|53)(?!’)/uig, "Case Thirty-Two");
+  xml = xml.replace(/case[ -](?:sixty[ -]nine|53)(?!’)/uig, "Case Sixty-Nine");
 
-  xml = xml.replace(/(?<!in )case[ -](zero|one|two|three|four|twelve|fifteen|seventy|ninety)(?!-)/ig,
-    (_, caseNumber) => "Case " + caseNumber[0].toUpperCase() + caseNumber.substring(1));
+  xml = xml.replace(
+    /(?<!in )case[ -](zero|one|two|three|four|twelve|fifteen|seventy|ninety)(?!-)/uig,
+    (_, caseNumber) => `Case ${caseNumber[0].toUpperCase()}${caseNumber.substring(1)}`
+  );
 
   return xml;
 }
@@ -587,7 +818,7 @@ function isEmptyOrGarbage(el) {
 }
 
 function escapeRegExp(str) {
-  return str.replace(/[-[\]/{}()*+?.\\^$|]/g, "\\$&");
+  return str.replace(/[[\]/{}()*+?.\\^$|]/ug, "\\$&");
 }
 
 function decodeCloudFlareEmail(hash) {

lib/convert.js

@@ -34,8 +34,8 @@ module.exports = async (cachePath, manifestPath, contentPath, book, concurrentJo
 
     warnings.push(...await pool.exec("convertChapter", [chapter, book, inputPath, outputPath]));
 
-    const time = String(Math.round((performance.now() - start) / 1000)).padStart(3) + " s";
-    progress.increment({ time });
+    const seconds = String(Math.round((performance.now() - start) / 1000)).padStart(3);
+    progress.increment({ time: `${seconds} s` });
   }));
 
   pool.terminate();

lib/download.js

@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 "use strict";
 const path = require("path");
 const fs = require("fs").promises;
-const request = require("requisition");
+const fetch = require("minipass-fetch");
 const { JSDOM } = require("jsdom");
 
 const FILENAME_PREFIX = "chapter";
@@ -39,34 +39,21 @@ async function downloadAllChapters(manifest, startChapterURL, cachePath, manifes
   while (currentChapter !== null) {
     const filename = `${FILENAME_PREFIX}${chapterIndex.toString().padStart(3, "0")}.html`;
 
-    console.log(`Downloading ${currentChapter}`);
+    process.stdout.write(`Downloading ${currentChapter}... `);
 
-    const response = await downloadChapter(currentChapter);
-    const contents = await response.text();
-    console.log("- Response body received");
-    const rawChapterJSDOM = new JSDOM(contents, { url: currentChapter });
-    console.log("- Response body parsed into DOM");
+    const { contents, dom, url } = await downloadChapter(currentChapter);
+    const title = getChapterTitle(dom.window.document);
+    currentChapter = getNextChapterURL(dom.window.document);
 
-    const chapterURLToSave = currentChapter;
-    const chapterTitle = getChapterTitle(rawChapterJSDOM.window.document);
-    currentChapter = getNextChapterURL(rawChapterJSDOM.window.document);
-
-    // TODO: this should probably not be necessary... jsdom bug I guess!?
-    rawChapterJSDOM.window.close();
-
-    manifest.push({
-      url: chapterURLToSave,
-      title: chapterTitle,
-      filename
-    });
+    dom.window.close();
 
+    manifest.push({ url, title, filename });
     await fs.writeFile(path.resolve(cachePath, filename), contents);
-    console.log("- Response text saved to cache file");
 
     // Incrementally update the manifest after every successful download, instead of waiting until the end.
     const newManifestContents = JSON.stringify(manifest, undefined, 2);
     await fs.writeFile(manifestPath, newManifestContents);
-    console.log("- Manifest updated");
+    process.stdout.write("done\n");
 
     ++chapterIndex;
   }
@@ -78,14 +65,21 @@ function getNextChapterURL(rawChapterDoc) {
   // - https://parahumans.wordpress.com/2012/04/21/sentinel-9-6/
   // So instead search for the first <a> within the main content area starting with "Next", trimmed.
 
+  let result = null;
   const aEls = rawChapterDoc.querySelectorAll(".entry-content a");
   for (let i = 0; i < aEls.length; ++i) {
     if (aEls[i].textContent.trim().startsWith("Next")) {
-      return aEls[i].href;
+      result = aEls[i].href;
+      break;
     }
   }
 
-  return null;
+  // Except, this doesn't always work, because the "Next Chapter" link in
+  // https://www.parahumans.net/2020/04/28/last-20-e6/ is just broken for some reason. We hard-code that.
+  if (result === "https://www.parahumans.net/?p=3365&preview=true") {
+    return "https://www.parahumans.net/2020/05/02/last-20-end/";
+  }
+  return result;
 }
 
 function getChapterTitle(rawChapterDoc) {
@@ -93,7 +87,7 @@ function getChapterTitle(rawChapterDoc) {
   // issues down the line where we remove spaces around em dashes during conversion.) In the future it might be nice to
   // have proper chapter titles, e.g. sections per arc with title pages and then just "1" or similar for the chapter.
   // Until then this is reasonable and uniform.
-  return rawChapterDoc.querySelector("h1.entry-title").textContent.replace(/ – /, " ");
+  return rawChapterDoc.querySelector("h1.entry-title").textContent.replace(/ – /u, " ");
 }
 
 function retry(times, fn) {
@@ -106,9 +100,33 @@ function retry(times, fn) {
   });
 }
 
-function downloadChapter(url) {
+async function downloadChapter(startingURL) {
+  let urlToFollow = startingURL;
+
+  let url, contents, dom;
+  while (urlToFollow !== null) {
+    const response = await downloadWithRetry(urlToFollow);
+
+    url = urlToFollow;
+    contents = await response.text();
+    dom = new JSDOM(contents, { url });
+
+    const refreshMeta = dom.window.document.querySelector("meta[http-equiv=refresh]");
+    if (refreshMeta) {
+      [, urlToFollow] = /\d+;url=(.*)/ui.exec(refreshMeta.content);
+      process.stdout.write(`\n  Redirected to ${urlToFollow}... `);
+      dom.window.close();
+    } else {
+      urlToFollow = null;
+    }
+  }
+
+  return { url, contents, dom };
+}
+
+function downloadWithRetry(url) {
   return retry(3, async () => {
-    const response = await request(url).redirects(10);
+    const response = await fetch(url);
     if (response.status !== 200) {
       throw new Error(`Response status for ${url} was ${response.status}`);
     }

lib/scaffold.js

@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ const path = require("path");
 const cpr = require("util").promisify(require("cpr"));
 
 const BOOK_PUBLISHER = "Domenic Denicola";
-const BOOK_AUTHOR = "wildbow";
+const BOOK_AUTHOR = "Wildbow";
 
 const NCX_FILENAME = "toc.ncx";
 
@@ -22,6 +22,8 @@ module.exports = async (scaffoldingPath, coverPath, bookPath, contentPath, chapt
       ]);
     })
   ]);
+
+  console.log(`EPUB contents assembled into ${scaffoldingPath}`);
 };
 
 function noThumbs(filePath) {
@@ -54,7 +56,7 @@ function writeOPF(chapters, contentPath, coverFiles, bookInfo) {
   <manifest>
 <item id="ncx" href="${NCX_FILENAME}" media-type="application/x-dtbncx+xml"/>
 <item id="cover" href="${coverFiles.xhtml}" media-type="application/xhtml+xml"/>
-<item id="cover-image" properties="cover-image" href="${coverFiles.image}" media-type="${coverFiles.imageMimeType}"/>
+<item id="cover-image" href="${coverFiles.image}" media-type="${coverFiles.imageMimeType}"/>
 ${manifestChapters}
   </manifest>
 

lib/worm-scraper.js

@@ -14,9 +14,10 @@ const zip = require("./zip.js");
 
 const OUTPUT_DEFAULT = "(Book name).epub";
 
-const argv = yargs
+const { argv } = yargs
   .usage(`${packageJson.description}\n\n${packageJson.name} [<command1> [<command2> [<command3> ...]]]\n\n` +
-         "Each command will fail if the previously-listed one has not yet been run (with matching options).")
+         "Each command will fail if the previously-listed one has not yet been run (with matching options).\n\n" +
+         "Running with no commands is equivalent to running download convert scaffold zip.")
   .command("download", "download all chapters into the cache")
   .command("convert", "convert the raw HTML into cleaned-up ebook chapters")
   .command("scaffold", "assemble the table of contents, etc.")
@@ -58,11 +59,9 @@ const argv = yargs
     requiresArg: true,
     global: true
   })
-  .demandCommand(1) // TODO remove and allow all
   .recommendCommands()
   .help()
-  .version()
-  .argv;
+  .version();
 
 const outputFilename = argv.out === OUTPUT_DEFAULT ? `${books[argv.book].title}.epub` : argv.out;
 
@@ -77,14 +76,18 @@ const chaptersPath = path.resolve(contentPath, "chapters");
 
 const commands = [];
 
+if (argv._.length === 0) {
+  argv._ = ["download", "convert", "scaffold", "zip"];
+}
+
 if (argv._.includes("download")) {
-  const startURL = books[argv.book].startURL;
+  const { startURL } = books[argv.book];
   commands.push(() => download(startURL, cachePath, manifestPath));
 }
 
 if (argv._.includes("convert")) {
   commands.push(() => {
-    return fs.rmdir(chaptersPath, { recursive: true, maxRetries: 3 })
+    return fs.rm(chaptersPath, { force: true, recursive: true, maxRetries: 3 })
       .then(() => fs.mkdir(chaptersPath, { recursive: true }))
       .then(() => convert(cachePath, manifestPath, chaptersPath, argv.book, argv.jobs));
   });
@@ -93,7 +96,13 @@ if (argv._.includes("convert")) {
 if (argv._.includes("scaffold")) {
   const bookInfo = books[argv.book];
   commands.push(() => scaffold(
-    scaffoldingPath, coverPath, stagingPath, contentPath, chaptersPath, manifestPath, bookInfo
+    scaffoldingPath,
+    coverPath,
+    stagingPath,
+    contentPath,
+    chaptersPath,
+    manifestPath,
+    bookInfo
   ));
 }
 
@@ -106,8 +115,6 @@ if (argv._.includes("zip")) {
     for (const command of commands) {
       await command();
     }
-
-    console.log("All done!");
   } catch (e) {
     console.error(e.stack);
     process.exit(1);

lib/zip.js

@@ -21,7 +21,7 @@ module.exports = (bookPath, contentPath, outPath) => {
     archive.pipe(destStream);
 
     // Order matters; mimetype must be first for a valid EPUB
-    archive.file(path.resolve(bookPath, "mimetype"), { name: "mimetype" });
+    archive.file(path.resolve(bookPath, "mimetype"), { name: "mimetype", store: true });
     archive.directory(contentPath, "OEBPS", { name: "OEBPS" });
     archive.directory(path.resolve(bookPath, "META-INF"), "META-INF", { name: "META-INF" });
 

package.json

@@ -8,7 +8,7 @@
     "parahuman",
     "scraper"
   ],
-  "version": "4.6.0",
+  "version": "5.1.0",
   "author": "Domenic Denicola <d@domenic.me> (https://domenic.me/)",
   "license": "WTFPL",
   "repository": "domenic/worm-scraper",
@@ -23,18 +23,19 @@
     "lint": "eslint lib"
   },
   "dependencies": {
-    "archiver": "^5.0.2",
-    "cli-progress": "^3.8.2",
+    "archiver": "^5.3.1",
+    "cli-progress": "^3.11.1",
     "cpr": "^3.0.1",
-    "jsdom": "^16.4.0",
-    "requisition": "^1.5.0",
-    "workerpool": "^6.0.2",
-    "yargs": "^16.1.0"
+    "jsdom": "^19.0.0",
+    "minipass-fetch": "^2.1.0",
+    "workerpool": "^6.2.1",
+    "yargs": "^17.5.1"
   },
   "devDependencies": {
-    "eslint": "^7.11.0"
+    "@domenic/eslint-config": "^2.0.0",
+    "eslint": "^8.16.0"
   },
   "engines": {
-    "node": ">=12.10.0"
+    "node": ">=16.13.2"
   }
 }